It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth
     ― Tara Sivec,
  
    
      Seduction and Snacks

It was all fun and games until someone else’s dick was in your girlfriend’s...

It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth ...
We've been rehearsing a classic from antiquity, Green Eggs and Hamlet, the story of a young prince of Denmark who goes mad, drowns his girlfriend, and in his remorse, forces spoiled breakfast on all whom he meets.
     ― Christopher Moore,
  
    
      Fool

We’ve been rehearsing a classic from antiquity, Green Eggs and Hamlet, the story of...

We've been rehearsing a classic from antiquity, Green Eggs and Hamlet, the story of a young prince of...
So," he said as we turned onto the main road, the muffler rattling, "I've been thinking.""Yeah?"He nodded. "You really need to go out with me." I blinked. "I'm sorry?""You know. You, me. A restaurant or movie. Together." He glanced over, shifting gears. "Maybe it's a new concept for you? If so, I'll be happy to walk you through it.""You want to take me to a movie?" I asked."Well, not really," he said. "What I really want is for you to be my girlfriend. But I though saying that might scare you off.
     ― Sarah Dessen,
  
    
      What Happened to Goodbye

So,” he said as we turned onto the main road, the muffler rattling, “I’ve...

So," he said as we turned onto the main road, the muffler rattling, "I've been thinking.""Yeah?"He nodded. "You...
For a passion that’s Able to shine like oursBlessed are we toLoveEach other
     ― Monica  Murphy,
  
    
      Second Chance Boyfriend

For a passion that’s Able to shine like oursBlessed are we toLoveEach other ...

For a passion that’s Able to shine like oursBlessed are we toLoveEach other ―...
Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend?
     ― Kiersten White,
  
    
      Supernaturally

Can’t he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else’s girlfriend? ...

Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend? ― Kiersten White, ...
I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal.
     ― Gena Showalter,
  
    
      Alice in Zombieland

I’ve seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really...

I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my...
Natural talent!" crowed Vincent, sweeping my sweaty self up into his arms and pacing across the room, holding me like a trophy. "Of course my girlfriend's got it. In truckloads! How else could she have slain a giant evil zombie, single-handedly saving my undead body?
     ― Amy Plum,
  
    
      Until I Die

Natural talent!” crowed Vincent, sweeping my sweaty self up into his arms and pacing...

Natural talent!" crowed Vincent, sweeping my sweaty self up into his arms and pacing across the room, holding...
This is new to us, you know? Your mother's sorry. She's sorry that she hurt your feelings, and she wants you to invite your girlfriend over for dinner.""So that she can make her feel bad and weird?""Well she is kind of weird, isn't she?"Park didn't have the energy to be angry. He sighed and let his head fall back on the chair. His dad kept talking. "Isn't that why you like her?
     ― Rainbow Rowell,
  
    
      Eleanor & Park

This is new to us, you know? Your mother’s sorry. She’s sorry that she...

This is new to us, you know? Your mother's sorry. She's sorry that she hurt your feelings, and...
Megan was an old pro at tipping the scales in her favour. "Introduce me to your girlfriend" Megan said, smiling.She knew damn good and well Abby wasn't my girlfriend. HO 101: If the man in your sights is on a date or with a female friend, force him to admit to lack of commitment. Creates insecurity and instability.
     ― Jamie McGuire,
  
    
      Walking Disaster

Megan was an old pro at tipping the scales in her favour. “Introduce me...

Megan was an old pro at tipping the scales in her favour. "Introduce me to your girlfriend" Megan...
Megan was an old pro at tipping the scales in her favour. "Introduce me to your girlfriend" Megan said, smiling.She knew damn good and well Abby wasn't my girlfriend. HO 101: If the man in your sights is on a date or with a female friend, force him to admit to lack of commitment. Creates insecurity and instability.
     ― Jamie McGuire,
  
    
      Walking Disaster

Megan was an old pro at tipping the scales in her favour. “Introduce me...

Megan was an old pro at tipping the scales in her favour. "Introduce me to your girlfriend" Megan...
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