Once upon a time, we were cynics facing the world alone. Our story changed into two warrior cynics facing the world together.Now, we own the happily ever after and we refuse to let that bitch go.
     ― Monica  Murphy,
  
    
      Second Chance Boyfriend

Once upon a time, we were cynics facing the world alone. Our story changed...

Once upon a time, we were cynics facing the world alone. Our story changed into two warrior cynics...
Once upon a time, we were cynics facing the world alone. Our story changed into two warrior cynics facing the world together.Now, we own the happily ever after and we refuse to let that bitch go.
     ― Monica  Murphy,
  
    
      Second Chance Boyfriend

Once upon a time, we were cynics facing the world alone. Our story changed...

Once upon a time, we were cynics facing the world alone. Our story changed into two warrior cynics...
You’re still here. No beer. I’m not corrupting a minor.But you’re a minor, she pointed out. At least for beer.Yeah, and by the way, how much does it suck that I’m an adult if I kill somebody, but not if I want a beer? Shane jumped in. They’re all dicks.Man, seriously, you are one cheap drunk. Three beers? My junior high girlfriend could hold her liquor better.Your junior high girlfriend– Shane brought himself up short without finishing that sentence, and flushed bright red. Must have been good, whatever it was. Claire, get the hell out of here. You’re making me nervous.
     ― Rachel Caine,
  
    
      Glass Houses

You’re still here. No beer. I’m not corrupting a minor.But you’re a minor, she...

You’re still here. No beer. I’m not corrupting a minor.But you’re a minor, she pointed out. At least...
You’re still here. No beer. I’m not corrupting a minor.But you’re a minor, she pointed out. At least for beer.Yeah, and by the way, how much does it suck that I’m an adult if I kill somebody, but not if I want a beer? Shane jumped in. They’re all dicks.Man, seriously, you are one cheap drunk. Three beers? My junior high girlfriend could hold her liquor better.Your junior high girlfriend– Shane brought himself up short without finishing that sentence, and flushed bright red. Must have been good, whatever it was. Claire, get the hell out of here. You’re making me nervous.
     ― Rachel Caine,
  
    
      Glass Houses

You’re still here. No beer. I’m not corrupting a minor.But you’re a minor, she...

You’re still here. No beer. I’m not corrupting a minor.But you’re a minor, she pointed out. At least...
Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me.""I can't go with you.""Is it because of my questionable morals?""No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school.""Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bother you?
     ― Darynda Jones,
  
    
      Third Grave Dead Ahead

Hey, I’m going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along...

Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a...
Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me.""I can't go with you.""Is it because of my questionable morals?""No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school.""Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bother you?
     ― Darynda Jones,
  
    
      Third Grave Dead Ahead

Hey, I’m going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along...

Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a...
We swore sacred oaths to be strong and to save the planet and to be friends forever.
     ― Laurie Halse Anderson,
  
    
      Wintergirls

We swore sacred oaths to be strong and to save the planet and to...

We swore sacred oaths to be strong and to save the planet and to be friends forever. ...
We swore sacred oaths to be strong and to save the planet and to be friends forever.
     ― Laurie Halse Anderson,
  
    
      Wintergirls

We swore sacred oaths to be strong and to save the planet and to...

We swore sacred oaths to be strong and to save the planet and to be friends forever. ...
WAKE UP, FUCKWEASEL, IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
     ― Maggie Stiefvater,
  
    
      The Dream Thieves

WAKE UP, FUCKWEASEL, IT’S YOUR GIRLFRIEND! ― Maggie Stiefvater, ...

WAKE UP, FUCKWEASEL, IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND! ― Maggie Stiefvater, ...
First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
     ― Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you’re married. A...

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once...
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