I eat some crisps while I think about my question. Would you rather have your knob chopped off or your tongue?Bloody hell, Ariel, he says. Can’t you ask one normal question?I shrug. Answer it.Tongue, he says.I laugh. Really? You’d rather never speak a single word ever again, never tell your wife you love her, never tell your children that you think they’re beautiful, all so you could get your end away?He nods. I wouldn’t get a wife or a child if I didn’t have a knob.You’d still have balls and sperm, I say. You could still father a child.He shakes his head. I’d want my knob. ― Beckie Stevenson, Noah and Me

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I eat some crisps while I think about my question. Would you rather have your knob chopped off or your tongue?Bloody hell, Ariel, he says. Can’t you ask one normal question?I shrug. Answer it.Tongue, he says.I laugh. Really? You’d rather never speak a single word ever again, never tell your wife you love her, never tell your children that you think they’re beautiful, all so you could get your end away?He nods. I wouldn’t get a wife or a child if I didn’t have a knob.You’d still have balls and sperm, I say. You could still father a child.He shakes his head. I’d want my knob. ― Beckie Stevenson, Noah and Me
I eat some crisps while I think about my question. Would you rather have your knob chopped off or your tongue?Bloody hell, Ariel, he says. Can’t you ask one normal question?I shrug. Answer it.Tongue, he says.I laugh. Really? You’d rather never speak a single word ever again, never tell your wife you love her, never tell your children that you think they’re beautiful, all so you could get your end away?He nods. I wouldn’t get a wife or a child if I didn’t have a knob.You’d still have balls and sperm, I say. You could still father a child.He shakes his head. I’d want my knob. ― Beckie Stevenson, Noah and Me

I eat some crisps while I think about my question. Would you rather have your knob chopped off or your tongue?Bloody hell, Ariel, he says. Can’t you ask one normal question?I shrug. Answer it.Tongue, he says.I laugh. Really? You’d rather never speak a single word ever again, never tell your wife you love her, never tell your children that you think they’re beautiful, all so you could get your end away?He nods. I wouldn’t get a wife or a child if I didn’t have a knob.You’d still have balls and sperm, I say. You could still father a child.He shakes his head. I’d want my knob.
― Beckie Stevenson,

Noah and Me

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