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Jeez. Daniella eyed her textbook with an expression of disgust. Why does everything with the myths have to do with sex? Not every myth has to do with sex, I argued, pushing myself off the wall so I could properly look Daniella in the eye. A lot of it does, Jade said, jumping on the bandwagon. What about all the animals that gods turned into so they could have sex with mortals? Swans and bulls and eagles. That was just Zeus, I corrected with a disgusted frown. Then there was the sex cloud! Jade continued. With a vigor, she yanked Beth’s textbook out of her hand and flipped through. She found her page and held up a picture of a centaur. Ixion had sex with the Hera-shaped cloud and formed the centaurs. Or when Aphrodite cursed that one chick to fall in love with her dad, Bethany said with clenched teeth and a wrinkled nose. Everything with Aphrodite has to do with sex, I reasoned unthinkingly. True story, Jade said pointedly. Didn’t she impregnate a girl? She didn’t, but she caused a bear to impregnate a follower of Artemis. Her children turned out to be cannibals until Zeus turned them into birds, I blurted out, unconsciously correcting my friend about the myth. I don’t think that’s going to be on the test, Daniella said skeptically. That’s it! Beth said with a triumphant slam of her book. When in doubt, just write sex. You have a fifty-fifty chance of being right. Why did the Trojan war start? Sex! Why did Hercules complete his twelve tasks? Sex! How did Odysseus win Athena’s favor? Sex! ― Simon Archer, Forge of the Gods

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